Teamlounge are your Esoteric Audio-Erotic Escorts.... Whatever your kink, or aural fixation, Teamlounge's slippery, no-stain formula will put you right. We are an equally objectifying organization. The musical equivalent to personal lubricant.
Resident blond bombshell and disseminator of laid back electronic grooves, Syntext conceals many dirty secrets beneath his angelic exterior. Political dissident, web assassin, hot tub frogman, and former Grand Wizard of Victoria's Temple of Sound, Syntext is always down for a bit of the rough.
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Do not be lulled by the honeyed vibes of Binhex's secret ambient and downtempo frequencies. Like some oversexed African python, this cruel succubus uses musical hypnosis to better take liberties with her victims (often small defenseless animals). In the past, she has used her sorcery to pull off such sordid capers as Centre Neptune, XMAS 2, and Devolution, as well as ruling Victoria's Temple of Sound.
Watch as she takes pleasure from the snake that once corrupted man.....
Despite ties to the economic black arts, Link is a suspiciously wholesome young man. Whether teaching piano to young children, rooting for his favorite basketball team, or delighting audiences with a tasteful blend of ambient, drum & bass, downtempo, and hip hop, this is the boy mothers dream about. Besides, the panty eating charges didn't stick.
Besides, the panty eating charges didn't stick.
A recent addition to the debauched ranks of Teamlounge, Kuma brings a new angle to the breakbeat thing. Well versed in the ways of jungle, downtempo beats and Japanese school girls, this small bear makes sure the beats and the panties are always funky.
Drop Modulation's brawny knob fondler. When he's not groping languid pumping beats and massaging melodies to strip down and flesh out another laid back mix, this strapping young lad can be found drowning himself in martinis, spy flicks, and questionable animation from the Far East.
The shifty grey matter behind the Drop Modulation apparatus, Math Genius is a man of such incomparable leisure that he nearly transcends the physical. A steady intake of exotic drinks and sweet combustibles keeps him pushing faders and tweaking libidos.
The shifty grey matter behind the Drop Modulation apparatus, Math Genius is a man of such incomparable leisure that he nearly transcends the physical.
A steady intake of exotic drinks and sweet combustibles keeps him pushing faders and tweaking libidos.
Web pimp, with a stable of genetically tweaked hustlers at his command, Ambiente keeps you well fluffed with atmospheric house and beatless ambient.
A lover, a fighter, and a formidable cook, this kickboxing sex machine was the mastermind behind the steamy "Explorations in Outerbass" night.
Whether setting fire to her nipples, or confusing audiences with her peculiar brand of "basal beat," Menyui is ready to accomodate any holiday or special occasion. Weddings, parties, and trepanation alike, this sexy sideshow freak delivers the goods... and brings her own toys.
Without her consent, Menyui's pyrotechnic exploits were recently documented in an online smut site... a Teamlounge first!
